My Lj's scrumchulesent! [18 Sep 2009|09:56pm]
[ mood | crazy ]
[ music | Steph sad cause she deleated the comments on this post ]

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Must see new Kevin Smith film! [09 May 2008|11:33pm]


"Zack and Miri Make a Porno"

This movie looks awesome! Is that Jeff Anderson and Seth Rogen together in one film?!
Not to mention they play hockey for the fuckin "MONROEVILLE ZOMBIES"!
I must own that hockey jersey!
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Igor (Trailer) [08 May 2008|04:05pm]
[ music | Dr. Who ]



http://movies.yahoo.com/premieres/7714044/standardformat/

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[08 May 2008|02:13am]
[ music | The Addams Family ]



Beautiful

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'Teeth' and 'BOO!' Reviews.... [07 May 2008|12:30am]


A stranger to her own body, innocent Dawn discovers she has a toothed vagina when she becomes the object of violence. As she struggles to comprehend her anatomical uniqueness, Dawn experiences both the pitfalls and the power of being a living example of the vagina dentata myth.

Ever since I heard of the concept I knew I wanted to see it. A very original idea indeed. Though I think I saw it in an anime once...I surprisingly enough would not call this a horror film. It's very tongue and cheek For the first 45 minutes and then once you know the pussy teeth are there you just kinda sit back and wait for horny males to stick things in her SHARKTEETH la la land.
I would have thought an angry man hater wrote this film the way it plays out. As if the writer had been raped before and just wanted teeth for that brief moment. But thats a big negative, the film was written and directed by and unknown named Mitchell Lichtenstein.
Now gore wise, the film shows you exactly what you get. Which was good because the screener copy I got of this film was not edited in any shape or form. Needless to say you can rent this one at Blockbuster and it wont be edited, unlike our other Dimension Extreme favorite 'Inside'. But we wont get into that.


I give 'Teeth'...






I had been wanting to see this film since it his stores but I think I just lost track of it. If any film is about Halloween night I want to see it. I don't care how shitty it is. Remember 'Trick or Treat' with Ozzy Osbourne and Gene Simmons?
This film is a fun little ghost story that takes place in an abandoned hospital with a bunch of college students staying the night for a little Hallos Eve fun. They then find themselves in the middle of a insane ghost battle.
This film to me was not very original at all. I have already seen this film like eight different times. You can cram 'Night of the Demons' and the 'House on Haunted Hill' remake together and this would be the dumbed down version. The acting was pretty shotty and the make up fx looked like they were done by a Fullsale film student. There were a few cheap scares that involved speeding up the camera (Note the 'House' ref) but that happened about twice. Most of the film was pretty boring to me. Actually later in the film, one of the actresses dies by getting shot in the head and as she's laying on the ground, the camera pans to her face and she is blatantly blinking allot!
It was a sloppy film all around. The only way I think I would watch this again is if a girl came over and wanted to watch it and I thought I would be getting some at the end of the film.
Do yourself a favor and just watch the two films I referenced above. At least I didn't BOO! at the end of them.


I give 'BOO!'...
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Question for the few DC fans on here... [06 May 2008|07:13pm]
[ mood | confused ]

Are they going to kill off Bruce Wyane?
On the back of the Wizard 200th issue there is a picture of a bloody bat symbol.
Ive been hearing this in talks for a while now. Are they just going to bump Dick? Will there be no more NIGHTWING after this? And what about Tim and Jason?

Or maybe Bruce will be a host for the Spectre! Embodying the spirit of vengeance? Ahh? AHH!?

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Heheheh [06 May 2008|04:04am]
http://ksolo.myspace.com/music/Napolean-XIV/They-re-Coming-To-Take-Me-Away--Ha-haa-
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BEST WEEKEND ALL YEAR [04 May 2008|07:05pm]
[ mood | SUNBURNT! ]



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[02 May 2008|08:10pm]


Looking forward to Kevin's party tomorrow night!
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IRON MAN [01 May 2008|08:19pm]
[ mood | anxious ]



So I just got back from the City Walk theater.
Got Lee, Carson, Gina and myself tickets for tonights midnight showing of Iron Man!
Nobody else (Besides Sasha and Dustin) told me if they were going tonight so I did not get your tickets. SLACKERS! Anyways were seeing on City Walk's DLP SCREEN!

Why City Walk?

DLP PROJECTOR and BEER!

IRON MAN TONIGHT!



PS: I've been told, all comic geeks must wait till after the credits.

PPS: Also, got an e-mail telling me that the Iron Man game just got shipped to me this morning. Sweeeeeeeeeeeeet.

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The things I do for my band.... [30 Apr 2008|01:15am]
[ mood | sick ]

So played a show tonight out at The Dungeon.



I've been nursing my throat back to health for the past couple days and I thought it would get better by today and it didn't. Not playing was out of the question since we were opening for the headliner band. So I gave it my all and everyone who came said I sounded great. Though right now I am paying for it. My throat feels like someone ripped it out, laid it down on a table, and started taking slices of it off with a meat carver...Then put it all back together and shoved it back in my neck. I picked up honey and some tea and have been drinking that. I also drank some lemon and club soda which Stephen suggested. (And it did pretty well!)
What sucks is I wanted to record some of our tracks ASAP for our Screamfest demo package but now I can't till my throat heals.

I always make sure to take super extra care of my throat by not smoking, learning how to use it properly to sing, making sure to do warm ups every time before I sing, drink plenty of water before a show and not to drink beer with the rest of the band.....And then a sickness comes by and just fucks all that up for me!

Grrr*coughcoughcoughcough*..........

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Cell phone PHOTO DUMP! [29 Apr 2008|01:42am]
[ music | My Dick - Mickey Avalon ]


WALL-E! I swear I didn't kill your parents. It was that damn white thing!

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IRON MAN [28 Apr 2008|08:21pm]


-CITY WALK
-THURSDAY NIGHT
-12:01am

Midnight showings are back for the summer! Hope to see ya there!
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Went DVD shopping today [27 Apr 2008|06:41pm]


All for $100.

=0D
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Sick... [26 Apr 2008|11:44pm]
[ mood | sick ]

So i'm sick AGAIN! This time with a head cold. Throat is sore, Can't hear very well. I feel like i'm in a huge daze. And out of all days.....

My guitarist wanted to go down town with him and all our friends. He even said he'd buy all my drinks.

Also this girl I have been after for a while is finally single and wanted me to meet her and her girlfriends at some place called 'Meridians' near HardKnocks....

But nooooooo, i'm stuck at home watching tv. Good tv though!
Battlestar, LOST, Family Guy, The Office.

I'm now caught up and current on everything. Yaaa...*cough*

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!! [24 Apr 2008|03:37am]


A big ol' "Happy Birthday!!!" goes out to my good friend Sarah! You better get out of the house and party it up!


PS: Look at that long hair. ;)
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Looking forward to this one [23 Apr 2008|06:12pm]
[ music | Bram Stokers: Dracula ]

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Street Fighter II fans....this is for you! [23 Apr 2008|03:01am]
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SMELL THAT!? [20 Apr 2008|04:12am]
[ mood | drunk ]

I smell crickets....

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First Look at Hugo Weaving in 'The Wolfman' [19 Apr 2008|04:56am]


Look at dat pimp.

Also under the cut is an awesome new bloody still from the film 'Midnight Meat Train', which was directed by Ryuhei Kitamura (Versus, Alive).


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Keenan; aka Horror Guy, 19 years old. Orlando, Florida. Dating Ms. Stephanie Pando, and loving it! I like to review horror movies, love almost all music, sing and play drums. Obsessed with House of 1000 Corpses and Jurassic Park.


























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